the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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