This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
I wear drunk well.
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