i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
Here's the "to do" list i just found on my phone: buy stripper pole, make sex playlist, buy febreeze
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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