CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
Randomize
