I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
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