I'm drive I can fine osifer
Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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