So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
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Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
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got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
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