how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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