please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
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Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
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That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
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