Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
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you mean i was at the winter classic?
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
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Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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