i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
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