My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
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Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
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I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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