Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
Even the bartender felt bad for me
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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