butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
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