He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
Randomize
