You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
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