I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
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