I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
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