I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
no dude he sent me cemetery flowers, i know it. they are half dried out roses in the shape of a cross, seriously. and he is not religious. so he robbed a freaking grave site for me. am i like an accessory to grave robbing now??
damnit this is what you get for dating guys with neck tattoos
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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