I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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