Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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