I CAN MOONWALK!
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
I fucking hate you. Some slutty looking drunk chick backed her ass up across the bar and started grinding on you. You ignored her because you didn't want to share you drink
I care about my drink far more than her feelings
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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