You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
please don't ironically join a cult
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