She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
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