Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
I traded some nice guy at the bar ten bucks and a pack of cigarettes for his leather jacket. I'm pretty sure I win at life. Whoever is in my phone as Tyler Durden, I thank you.
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
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