I'm going to jail i love you
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
please tell me that the half empty jar of cocktail sauce on the table has nothing to do with my missing seamonkeys
i like how i just referred to his pregnant wife as the "other" melissa and you didn't even judge me.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
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