I molested 6 butterflies tonight
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
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