My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
I AM VODKA MAN
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
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