i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
Even my vagina gasped.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
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