It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
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i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
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People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
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