There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
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