Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
Last night a drunk chick tried to lick me. If you are trying to lick the zombies, you are too drunk for the haunted house.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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