My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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