Talk about awkward... Just went to dinner with my mother and realized I fucked our waiter the night before. She HAD to see the looks he was giving me!
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
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My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
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I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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