Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
porn star boner night. come get it.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
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