i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
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