Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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