New invention idea: vibrating tampons
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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