Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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