Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Banned from zoo.
Again?
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
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