Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
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