About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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