i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
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I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
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So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
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