his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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