Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
my sisters under your porch take her home
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
This toilet bowl is my home.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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