So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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