yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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