Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
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I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
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I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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