Eating a burrito bowl w/ queso sauce is about as cool as the first time you have sex w/ out a condom
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
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