i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
there was 4 little kids screaming in high pitched voices at the top of their lungs at the sox game and their mom just leaned over to me and said 'if thats not birth control i dont know what is'
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
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Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
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He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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