There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
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The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
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I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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