so that wasnt chicken after all
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
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It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
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I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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