How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
You know I told you about that hammering at 3 AM yesterday? Turns out it was Holly beating the lock out of her door with a mallet because she'd forgotten her keys.
Doesn't she keep a spare?
Drunk Holly doesn't listen to Sober Holly's plans.
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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