i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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