Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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